fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Randomize