I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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