How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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