Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Randomize
