yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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