i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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