So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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