She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
