she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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