When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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