Tell her she can't have a vagina
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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