She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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