doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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