I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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