is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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