At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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