I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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