We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I just gift wrapped bread.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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