doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Panties = found
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
