I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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