omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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