you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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