Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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