I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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