put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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