I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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