I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
