Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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