Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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