So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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