Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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