Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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