Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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