what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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