But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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