I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize