That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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