dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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