Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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