He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
whose ass print is on the piano?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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