For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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