So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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