what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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