I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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