you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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