Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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