Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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