How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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