First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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