If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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