If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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