The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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