Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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