butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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