We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
When are your genitals available?
Congratulations! We have a period
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