note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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