just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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