chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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